Anal sex

What’s the idea with anal sex? What’s the pleasure? What’s the deal when a guy wanna put his penis in a womans ass but not a guys ass? I have little or almost non experience with anal sex. I have never fucked a female or males ass. Never. I have never been fucked either.
But I can tell you that I have some experiences. Just like all other men, even that they don’t wanna admit it. In the shower I have explored my butt. With a lots of warm water and soapy fingers and I have tried to press a finger or two in my hole. And to all you guys reading this, just admit it; you have tried.
So was it good? No, not actually. So what’s the deal then? Why should I have anal sex? Well, perhaps my sticky fingers aren’t actually the right tools to pleasure my ass. So I had to try something else. But what? I don’t own a dildo or any other sex toys.
So my next attempt to try to find out if I like anal sex or not was…. please do not laugh, when I think back I feel.. well, very stupid. And I do have all reason for that. A hot dog, with a condom and massage oil. At this point you probably think I’m stupid, curious and inventing or you have tried it your self.

But did the .. hot dog do it for me? No. No. No… Just a mess with the massage oil. But I did have an powerful orgasm and I cummed longer than I ever cummed before. It was a long and powerful orgasm. So I guess it did do something with me. Or it was just that I was so horny that I would have a powerful orgasm anyway.
So for a couple a weeks ago and over a year later since the hot dog episode, I felt in mood to try the next step. Still I don’t own a sex toy. But I needed something more and thicker this time. But hey, I’m afraid. Cause I have heard histories about people who have destroyed their muscles in their asses with anal sex. And I don’t wanna use diapers rest of my life. So I used one of my best friends, Google, and did some research on the subject.
Basically what I learned was:
- Do a shit break before you have anal sex
- Relax, then you won’t destroy anything in your body
- Use something moistening and use a lot of it
- Pain is a sign
- Organic is good
So with these tips I dived into my refrigerator and found a long and thick carrot. Hold on, I will wait until you have stop laughing. But hey, a carrot of this size, it was almoste my dick size too.. 7,5 inches and thick. So I figure out this would be like a average dick in my ass. So after a shit break I showered and washed my ass really good. The I washed the carrot, got a towel and a bottle of olive oil. Hey, remember, organic, right? The olive oil was perfect. It was moisturizing and made it slippery.

So, did the carrot do it for me? Hell yeah! 45 minutes later I was satisfied. I had tried different positions and my dick was hard all the time. When I came I cummed like a fire hose.
So would I like to get fucked by another man? No, I don’t think so. A shemale perhaps. But I think I can let a woman play with my ass after this. And I have learned more about how to enjoy anal sex. This will make me prepared when I have anal sex with a woman so she gets a good anal sex experience with me.
So was it stupid to use a hot dog or a carrot? Yes of course, it is food. Think of all the children who suffering in Africa and don’t get food. On the other side, if I had mailed the carrot it would have been no good when it finally reached Africa. And admit it, a carrot with its right size is almost like a straight, hard cock. The hot dog isn’t!
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