Archive for February, 2008

Anal sex

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What’s the idea with anal sex? What’s the pleasure? What’s the deal when a guy wanna put his penis in a womans ass but not a guys ass? I have little or almost non experience with anal sex. I have never fucked a female or males ass. Never. I have never been fucked either.

But I can tell you that I have some experiences. Just like all other men, even that they don’t wanna admit it. In the shower I have explored my butt. With a lots of warm water and soapy fingers and I have tried to press a finger or two in my hole. And to all you guys reading this, just admit it; you have tried.

So was it good? No, not actually. So what’s the deal then? Why should I have anal sex? Well, perhaps my sticky fingers aren’t actually the right tools to pleasure my ass. So I had to try something else. But what? I don’t own a dildo or any other sex toys.

So my next attempt to try to find out if I like anal sex or not was…. please do not laugh, when I think back I feel.. well, very stupid. And I do have all reason for that. A hot dog, with a condom and massage oil. At this point you probably think I’m stupid, curious and inventing or you have tried it your self.

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But did the .. hot dog do it for me? No. No. No… Just a mess with the massage oil. But I did have an powerful orgasm and I cummed longer than I ever cummed before. It was a long and powerful orgasm. So I guess it did do something with me. Or it was just that I was so horny that I would have a powerful orgasm anyway.

So for a couple a weeks ago and over a year later since the hot dog episode, I felt in mood to try the next step. Still I don’t own a sex toy. But I needed something more and thicker this time. But hey, I’m afraid. Cause I have heard histories about people who have destroyed their muscles in their asses with anal sex. And I don’t wanna use diapers rest of my life. So I used one of my best friends, Google, and did some research on the subject.

Basically what I learned was:
- Do a shit break before you have anal sex
- Relax, then you won’t destroy anything in your body
- Use something moistening and use a lot of it
- Pain is a sign
- Organic is good

So with these tips I dived into my refrigerator and found a long and thick carrot. Hold on, I will wait until you have stop laughing. But hey, a carrot of this size, it was almoste my dick size too.. 7,5 inches and thick. So I figure out this would be like a average dick in my ass. So after a shit break I showered and washed my ass really good. The I washed the carrot, got a towel and a bottle of olive oil. Hey, remember, organic, right? The olive oil was perfect. It was moisturizing and made it slippery.

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So, did the carrot do it for me? Hell yeah! 45 minutes later I was satisfied. I had tried different positions and my dick was hard all the time. When I came I cummed like a fire hose.

So would I like to get fucked by another man? No, I don’t think so. A shemale perhaps. But I think I can let a woman play with my ass after this. And I have learned more about how to enjoy anal sex. This will make me prepared when I have anal sex with a woman so she gets a good anal sex experience with me.

So was it stupid to use a hot dog or a carrot? Yes of course, it is food. Think of all the children who suffering in Africa and don’t get food. On the other side, if I had mailed the carrot it would have been no good when it finally reached Africa. And admit it, a carrot with its right size is almost like a straight, hard cock. The hot dog isn’t!

Creampie

Creampie or just cum inside. We can just realize that creampie in fact is just to cum inside. Well, I’m not gong to discuss what creampie is with my poor English right now.

I love creampie and I wanna try to explain why. Everyone knows how good it is to have sex, to have a intercourse or in plain english; to fuck. To feel the hard cock inside a warm and wet pussy is close to nirvana. If you are old enough you know what I’m talking about. The good feeling of a warm pussy closing in all around the hard cock and pressing, stroking and touching all the good spots. It’s way better than to masturbate or get a blow job.

Creampie

The feeling of getting a orgasm inside and cum inside is the nirvana. At least my nirvana. It’s so good to let all the feelings loose. To let all the feelings take over my body. And a result of all this is always a wet and messy creampie. Sorry girls..

So when I see a video or picture of a creampie I know the feeling and it turns me on.

She’s alive

She is alive :) Been chatting a long time with here today. What can I say? I’m glad we have figure it out. I actually don’t have anything to blog about today. See you later ;)

Ebony on webcam

I just can’t get enough of this girl. She is smoking hot!!

She didn’t have time for me

She didn’t have time for me. Well, as I wrote yesterday a friend of mine wants me to take picture of here. But after dinner I got a text message from here when she writes she can’t go through this cause here landlord are going to rent out the other half of the department and where going to show it to some people.

After that she didn’t answer my text message and she logged off MSN. Haven’t seen here since. And she is “always” online. So I think she got “cold feet” and didn’t wanna get photographed.

Sad for me :(

But I respect it. It is a big decision to get photographed naked by another person. I wanna talk with here again. I don’t have hard feelings about it and I do wanna believe the story about here landlord. I live in the hope to get another chance. So my camera is packed with full charged batteries :)

Photographer

A friend of mine wants me to take picture of here. And yes, I also wants to take picture of here. I get hard just thinking of here. She is a couple of years younger than me. We just met on a adult chat room and we live nearby each other. We have played a little on webcam and we have meet once. I never forget that time. She is hot. Here breasts are size E.

Can’t wait until we both have time to do it. For me it’s just a winning happening. First, I get to take photos of a naked lady. Second, I get to practice my photographing skills. Third, she got big boobs, and I know I can touch them. Wish me good luck!

Adult Blogs

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Yes, I do watch porn. Yes, I do like the idea of other people sharing their life, picture, video and passion for erotic, sex and porn. I do like the idea of other people “inviting” me into their life. Just like how I do in this blog. Yes, I do like reading blogs that people write. Even if they aren’t about erotic or sex.

But hey, there aren’t many blogs out there that is written by “real” people. Just go too my favorite search page, Google, and try to search for the words “adult” and “blog”. I get over 10 million hits. That a lot. Not all of them are blog of course. But what’s really sad is that almost all (nearly 100%) are blogs about other sites. Or in other words, commercial!

I wanna read a blog written by “real people” and not a guy who earn money on writing about a model or another porn site. Give me (us) the personal blog back!

Why do I call myself Cleavage Lover?

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Why do I call myself Cleavage Lover? It is a combination of no fantasy and the fact that I really love cleavage. I can’t do anything about it and I don’t want to. Ehm.. well it is almost true; I would like to have a better fantasy. But that’s not the issue now.

So yes, I have a breast fetish. I can’t imagine anything more beautiful and sexy as breasts. And it’s not the size that matters. It is how the breasts look, are shaped, how they feel, how soft they are to touch, the silky skin, the lovely nipple … I can just keep it going forever to tell you how fantastic I think womens breast are.

I have collected pictures from the internet for many years now. All of them are pictures of cleavages. And they are non nude. So the nipples aren’t shown. Crazy? Perhaps.. but I love them for ever :)

Do you like cleavages? Or perhaps you got one? Share it with me ;)

Who and why?

Who am I and why do I write a blog? Thats a really difficult question. I can tell you the things I know and the rest you just have to figure out by reading this blog. This is my second post in this blog, so you and I have to learn to know me better when I continue to write more.

There is some I won’t tell you, and there is some I wanna tell you. For example I will not tell you who I am by name, living etc. I do wanna be anonymous as far as I can be. But that doesn’t mean that I can write about my life, what I do, how I do it, what I think, what I feel…

So this I can tell you; I’m a male, born early in the 80’s, got a job. My look is average. I’m slim, tall (6′ 2), blond hair, blue eyes.

So why write a blog? That is a difficult question to answer. I think, as far as I know, I wanna write a blog because I wanna put words on my feelings. To look back on my life. To share my thoughts. Hopefully there is other people out there (you perhaps?) who does, act, think and feel the same as me. If there is, I hope you will contact me or at least read my blog.

Why am I anonymous? Thats because my friends, family and college doesn’t know about this blog. This is my secret place where I hide from the real world around me. This is the place where I can tell you about my secrets.

My blog

This is my first post in my new blog. I have never written a blog before. So I have to learn by doing this. I’m kinda excited and I just wanna start.

First of all, I have to apologies my bad english. English is not my native / mother language. So I do have a lots of misspellings and grammar mistakes. But I hope you will understand what I write and enjoy reading it.

The only thing left is to wish you welcome to my blog :) I hope you will come back and read more. I hope you will comment my blog. I hope you will contact me. I hope you will love this blog as much as I do.